Stix: "California cuisine?" Trace: "I'm not gonna try it. You try it." Stix: "I'm not gonna try it. You try it." Trace: "Let's get Spanky!"		Spanky's not gonna try it -- especially after he found a restaurant named after him that serves the only two foods he eats: hamburgers and pizza.

Musicians across the land will relate to Trace Luger as he is informed that no, beer is not complimentary for the band. This Atlanta club, which will remain nameless, later went out of business. Huh.		"Well, dang, Spanky -- no wonder it wouldn't turn over -- judging from the color of that fur, I'd say that was Mrs. Hagood's Persian cat."

Slot cars, surf music, and soda pop -- now that's what Stix calls a Saturday night.		Who are these bozos? Spanky and Trace ham it up under the big top. Alas, Rip couldn't bear to attend -- the circus makes him cry. See his bio file.

Hoo, boy! Cold Coca-Cola sure hits the spot on a Saturday morning, as Trace can attest in front of the Bachelor Fridge.		The Penetrators don't live by beer alone -- in the fall, there's Alabama football, too! Former QB Jay Barker gets Spanky's seal of approval after leading the Crimson Tide to victory over cross-state rivals Auburn in 1994.