Prom Night '95 at The Chukker was a blast. Cretins from around the area came out
in tuxes, tanked to the gills. More proms should be held in bars -- you don't have
to hide spiking the punch! This was Tuscaloosa's Corvairs' first show. "Dangerous At
Any Speed," The Corvairs sound like the Everly Brothers would after mainlining a pot
of hot Joe! You probably can't read the captions here, but the stud is asking, "Wanna
dance, babycakes?" The girl replies, "Keep your dirty paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"
Any chick who quotes Chuck Heston movies is okay in our book.